GAA SUPPLIES - LOST IN TRANSLATION?

GAA SUPPLIES - LOST IN TRANSLATION?It never ceases to amaze us that people all over the world are watching our every move.  Here is an extract from an email received from a Pakistan-based business this week .... any takers?

Dear Sir/Madam,

With due respect I beg to say you that we want to show you our quality just for establishing with you business. Please It is our humble request to you that really we have a big desire to do business with you. We are professional manufacturer and exporter of Hurling products.

Hurling products: GAA standard Hurling Sliotars, Hurling Grips, Rope ball, Hurl keyrings, Sliotar keyrings, Gaelic footballs, Hurling wall ball, Gaelic Football kits and all kind of Hurling products and Gealic products. 
I assure you that we can compete in quality and prices to your current suppliers. Please give us only one chance. Really your co-operative reply will be honorable for us.

Respected Sir/Madam please your little attention is enough for us.

Waiting for your kind and co-operative reply please
Thanks and Wish you best regards,